The ensuing visits of Pakistan Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif and Lankan war criminal Mahinda Rajapaksa to witness Narendra Damodardas Modi’s moment of crowning glory have sent every third politician in India – including the ruling Bharatiya Janata Party types – into a tizzy of anger.
In my opinion, Modi has played a master stroke by inviting all the leaders of South Asian Association for Regional Cooperation [SAARC].
I had said as much in my earlier blog.
Well, we can make use of the solemn occasion and make the bosses of the two client states of China – viz. Pakistan and Sri Lanka behave like domesticated, docile Pekingese poodles.
Someone very important hands over envelopes containing the following to Sharif and Rajapaksa on the sidelines of their visit.
A lot of drama would result soon afterwards. Readers can guess the rest.
The purported letter:
Excellency!
Perhaps you should read these paragraphs carefully.
• India is the vanguard to face the Chinese aggression – out to blackmail the world with the balance of payment issue loaded in favour of Beijing where a regime pretends to be communist but is dangerously criminal capitalist – with the entire state creating sinister plots to swallow the world. The first world has none else but India to help it out as a frontier against the emerging strongest villain state of the world. Beijing has challenged the might of NATO by funding the terrorist state of Pakistan, which supplies arms and ammo to Lanka. Lanka, on its part, has allowed the creation of a Chinese military base in Hambantota – as a direct threat to the NATO base of Diego Garcia.
• Pakistan needs doles to keep it solvent running into approximately US$ 1.5 billion a week. That is on the debit side of NATO. India is on the credit side of the world as we are the world’s largest somewhat free market. If the West wants to continue doing business with India, the first world must immediately stop the weekly financial resuscitation being granted to keep the current ruling disposition in Pakistan alive, freeze all the ill-gotten assets of Pak and Lankan military rogues, impose economic sanctions and force political changes in Islamabad and Colombo. This is not something difficult. For much less, the United States of America and EU have done a lot worse against those Russians who have directly interfered in what may not be purely the internal affair of Ukraine.
• Some 24 nations of the world depend on the expatriate Tamils’ votes to survive in marginal parliamentary constituencies. To help the Tamils on the one hand and to get closer to India through the south Indian state of Tamil Nadu we are letting the free world know as to which of the 700 parliamentary constituencies will be affected in which all advanced nations. In our opinion, at least 20 regimes will lose their power to rule. In return, we ask a simple thing – let the first world crack the whip at the war criminal Mahinda Rajapaksa. At this point in time, we will not reveal our hand about the Indian Diaspora votes abroad. It would suffice at this stage to indicate that many regimes would lose out starting with as many as 12 states of the United States of America.
• As for Pakistan, which keeps harping on Kashmir, India is ready for the plebiscite promised by Nehru.
(a) The plebiscite in the unified Kashmir [i.e. on either side of the border in Kashmir] will be held under the direct and joint supervision of the United Nations, North Atlantic Treaty Organisation [NATO] and Non-Aligned Movement [NAM].
(b) Equal publicity of the economies on either side of the Line of Actual Control will be given to both the sides. For instance, Indian administered J & K has an annual Gross Domestic Product [GDP] equivalent to US$ 24 billion, the state of J & K has 4 airports, rail connections reaching almost the borders, several dozen universities, hospitals and hotels plus the preserved demographic equation of Kashmiri Muslims. The GDP of PoK is not even US$ 1 billion annually – despite that being one-third of India’s J and K.
(c) The plebiscite will be held whenever Pakistan would allow the world at large to find out whether the same demographic equation exists in what India calls Pakistan Occupied Kashmir just as Nehru promised. In India that demographic equation has been preserved under Article 370 of Indian Constitution. This caveat is being mentioned because PoK does not have even 10 Kashmiri Muslim families living together contiguously. The whole place has been taken over by Pakistan’s military establishment.
(d) Meanwhile, if Pakistan does not stop exporting its worst product terrorism into India and the world at large, and its Chinese made arms into Lanka, India will impose penal duties on all goods from nations perceived to be inimical towards India viz. Pakistan and Sri Lanka.
(e) All Most Favoured Nation statuses will be cancelled with immediate effect. Bans will be imposed on all ships touching Indian shores that visit Pakistan, and/or Sri Lanka in case Lanka and Pakistan do not comply.
(f) Pak and Lankan aircraft will be denied permission to overfly Indian airspace. None from India – citizens or otherwise will be allowed to visit Pakistan and/or Sri Lanka. Kindly remember that India has some of the globe’s holiest Islamic shrines – especially the one in Ajmer and for some 90% of the Lankan population who claim to be Buddhists, the Mecca is Bodh Gaya – which is India. One does not know about the religious fervour in Pakistan, but in Lanka, Rajapaksa’s regime will be toppled by the Buddhist chauvinist majority itself.
(g) Meanwhile, military, civil and financial sanctions will be imposed on Pakistan and Sri Lanka till the two states continue sponsoring and exporting terrorism into India and torture the innocent Tamil linguistic minority citizens respectively.
India’s message the so-called advanced nations will be:
The world can stop the doles to Pakistan and Lanka and have access to the huge market called India which is the global vanguard to face the threats from China and Pakistan.
Else, the so-called first world can fund the terrorist state of Pakistan and the war criminal Rajapaksa, but also begin kissing the Indian market goodbye.
For more details:
One can expect dramatic announcements from both Sharif and Mahinda!
And from then on it would be bolti bandh for the army types from Colombo and Islamabad. – Incubation, 24 May 2014
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